Cue Miami Vice Theme Song

Our twenties are wrapping up just as we planned, with a random Bijou Phillips spotting. Riding the high of our encounter with the recently accused party girl at a chic lounge (we were too drunk to remember the name of it) somewhere in the Meatpacking District, we're off to Miami to celebrate our 30th Birthday. If you will, try to fathom all the love we'll be bringing back with us to New York in a week. Until then, keep the house clean.