PARIS BLUES

We were just wondering how Fox’s short-lived drama Skin would have faired had they cast Paris Hilton in the role of the porn mogul’s daughter.

Take a moment to ponder. Okay, now stop. We said stop! (Man, trust us, you'll eventually spiral into a depressed narcosis.)

One thing is for sure: if Paris has played Ron Silver’s young, pampered daughter from the good-side-of-the-tracks, right now we’d be delighting in back-to-back episodes of Skin and The OC.

Has there ever, theoretically, been a block of television that good? Certainly not since Party Of Five was plugged into the time slot after Beverly Hills 90210.

Don't your Wednesday nights suddenly feel substandard? Ours do.