BLUBOX FASHION REPORT #1

That Army fatigue wifebeater from Calypso. Nice try.

As the government gets more manly, men are dressing and acting more feminite. Preemptive strike? They would never send over to Iraq a bunch of well-groomed Metrosexuals in Paul Smith loafers.

We're sorry to say that card has been played. Anyone remember all those hippie dudes? Long flowing locks, sing-songy voices, flamboyant tie-dyes, tasseled leather jackets. Yep, a generation of sparkle-dusted potsmokers played that card and loss.

Alice's Restaurant meet Akiko's Salon.