With a mention from that grand fuckin' facilitator Lockhart Steele of that ultra-tranquilo blog LockhartSteele.com, we here at Blubox anticipate our readership to take off like the combination of untucked striped dress shirts and vintage jeans.

We want to take advantage of the flood of "instant fans" with some good old fashioned self-promotion on our sleepy little "hasn't learned to walk yet" blog. Needless to say, there is an art to this so one doesn't come off like a total whore. It's the kind of thing a Lockhart (of Book Of Ages fame) or a Van Geison (of Buddy Cianci: The Musical fame) pulls off with a magic how-did-they-do-it touch.

Not possessing that kind of general savvy, Blubox is just going to come out and announce the screenwriting success of its most detail-oriented employee Matt Shepatin, who recently won Third Place and The Top Comedy in Script Magazine's Open Door Contest sponsored by Splendid Pictures(http://www.scriptmagazine.com/pages/contests/mainresults.shtml)

Those who would like to contact him directly, perhaps to fulfill his "Kermit the Frogesque" Hollywood dreams, can do so at mbshep@hotmail.com. Ok, Blubox is going to take a shower because they feel so dirty. Meanwhile, speed-read our many other posts: the very meaning of innocence.