Sophie Who?

We've tabulated the results -- Plum Sykes will have more haters upon the release of her first book Bergdorf Blondes than Dave Eggers. We say, in advance, quit moaning and RSVP plus 1.

Maybe that doesn't make any sense. Maybe nothing makes sense in this dirty town but a British accent, twin sisters, and first-time writer who looks like this.

And, finally, to those who are charged up and ready to hurl snark at her, we ask this: How can you have any plum pudding, if you haven't eaten your meat?