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Thursday, December 09, 2004

Reid And Weep

I had an argument the other day on why Tara Reid's career was in mid-fiery crash. My friend said that her career nose-dived because she had no talent and this had been revealed over time to those in the position to hire her. I claimed that her botched tit job was the reason for her current and future career woes. After ten minutes of going back and forth I refined my position. "Fine, the fact she has no talent would have eventually led to considerably diminished on-screen appearances, but certainly that tit job hastened a blowout. She could have eked out at least six or seven critically despised movies - think Jennifer Love Hewitt in the late 90s - before the career stalled. The Frankenstien tit job killed all that. What can she play now? Besides a stripper? Her sexy girl-next-door aura - her sole appeal - has been ripped open like the sad little nipple on her right breast and no amount of surgery can stitch that back together."


  • At November 7, 2005 at 5:13 AM, Blogger Hoodia said…

    Help me Dude, I think I'm lost..... I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him in a car lot yesterday, which is really strange because the last time I saw him was in the supermarket. No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender". He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a San Diego cosmetic surgery doctor ,to fit into those blue suede shoes of yours. But Elvis said in the Ghetto nobody can afford a San Diego plastic surgery doctor. Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger. Then I'm gonna go round and see Michael Jackson and we're gonna watch a waaaay cool make-over show featuring some Tijuana dentists on the TV in the back of my Hummer. And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . . "You give me love and consolation,
    You give me strength to carry on " Strange day or what? :-)


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